Three political party leaders walk into a kitchen. They want to show their prowess as chefs to encourage more men to cook. David “Call me Dave” Cameron and Nick “Who” Clegg produced “something with pasta” while Ed “I’m the labour leader” Miliband made a tuna melt. These imaginative men who lead (or oppose the leadership) of our fair nation can actually cook enough to sustain themselves. Honestly isn’t that enough? I dare say that they’d even manage to boil an egg if faced with a national emergency.
Nigella thinks so anyway. Apparently cooking and baking are feminist pastimes. Who knew? Yes girls, slaving away in the kitchen is just the same as asserting your equal rights as a productive member of society. Menz don’t need to be able to cook obviously because the feminist thing to do is to produce a slap up mean for your man to eat as soon as he returns from his busy day at the office. Her husband, Charles Saatchi, is no slouch in the kitchen though. He can make his own toast and his own Weetabix. What a guy.
My view, setting sarcasm aside for a moment, is that every single person should be equipped with basic skills for living. You should be able to cook, sew a button on, repair a tear, balance your chequebook (you remember those?), produce a CV, clean up after yourself, do your laundry and ironing and, most importantly, solve your own problems. Having a “cook off” with party leaders might be nice spin but it just highlights the fact that they are a bunch of dicks.
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A recipe for all members of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and for all atheists. Who says we can’t cooperate with church people when we have to?
I completely forgot about pancake day.
Which leads me to my question for today:
Where did the tradition of scoffing down vast quantities of pancakes come from and what does it have to do with “Shrove Tuesday”? What is “Shrove Tuesday” anyway?
8oz self raising flour
5 oz caster sugar
1 lb bananas
½ teaspoon of salt
6oz mixed dried fruit
1. Pre-heat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4.
2. Mix all the ingredients except the dried fruit together. You can do this in a food processor or by hand in a basin.
3. When they’re all thoroughly mixed, add the dried fruit. Spoon the mixture into a 1kg/2lb non-stick loaf tin, spread it out evenly and bake it for one and a half hours. The loaf is done when a skewer pushed into its middle comes out clean.
4. Cool on a wire rack, then slice before serving.
This is an ideal recipe when you’ve bought too many bananas and they’ve started to go a bit brown. Enjoy.
This credit crunch malarkey is just creating a whole pestle of work for me. If anyone can share some time or maybe some recipes (I watched that nice Jamie Oliver chappy yesterday) then I’d be most grateful. I know that some people have time to spare. My time is precious which is clearly why I’m spending it on my much neglected blog.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
In other news I’ve got a new sledgehammer and I’m not afraid to use it. As a consequence of these two facts I have one fewer wall surrounding le château de grenouille and a pile of rubble in the former fish pond. I’ve been remodelling dontchaknow. What destructive\constructive tasks have engaged you recently?
Now, about those recipes… Pass it on.
I’ve been playing with some recipes on Vegbox recently. I’ve discovered many delicious things to eat with some very simple ingredients. Yesterday I tried the Spring Pasta figuring that it would be both filling and healthy.
Be warned though for these ingredients lurk, hidden innocuously, waiting to pounce.
150ml double cream
100g Blue cheese (optional)
Of course I had to try it and coincidentally I happened to have some double cream and stilton in my fridge…after I went to the shops to buy them. I cooked the pasta and veg and nibbled a few raw ingredients and when it was draining in the colander I carefully followed instruction number 6.
Drain the pasta and veggies in a colander. Meanwhile, use the hot pan to warm through the cream and melt the cheese. Season with salt and pepper to taste
Double cream and stilton is flipping delicious as a cream sauce. It’s seriously lovely. I’m going to use it for other recipes and damn the arteries.
Chocolate is horrible.
It’s too sweet, too sticky and it makes me feel sick if I eat more than a tiny bit.
It is also poisonous to animals.
You can keep your Easter Eggs, I don’t want them.
Please note that this is not a strange attempt at reverse psychology to get you to send me hoards of chocolate. I really don’t like the stuff.