Monthly Archives: September 2010

Spiders vs Cats

I’d rather have spiders than cats. Cats are filthy, disloyal, lazy, cruel creatures. Spiders perform a valuable service in reducing the number of disease spreading flies. If they haven’t got any flies then they keep their own numbers in check by eating one another. You won’t catch a cat doing that, no. They’d rather whinge for a tin of cat food than do anything to earn it. They’re like furry chavs.

Furry Chav
Spiderman will make you gay.


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