B(((•)(•)))BQUAKE 2010

Jen at BlagHag responded with a quick joke to comments by Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes

This bit of magical thinking and superstition drew a response of sheer genius.

Time for a Boobquake.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it’ll be one involving plate tectonics.

So, who’s with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you’ll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake! Or join the facebook event!

It is in the interests of science, after all.

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One response to “B(((•)(•)))BQUAKE 2010

  1. Q

    Finally, something relevant!

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