You may know that it is St Patrick’s Day today. This is a celebration for the Irish and those of Irish descent and not for the typical English lout. Unless you are Irish yourself please refrain from getting pissed out of your skull on Guinness and redecorating the pavement with regurgitated kebab.
If you don’t know why the Irish dedicate a day to St. Patrick you have no reason to join in either, you’re just following the crowd. Shame on you.