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Finally a plea from Alistair Darling
From: Rt Hon Alistair Darling MP
Subject: Urgent transaction – need your help
Bright Greetings Dear British Citizen:
I need to ask you to support an urgent and important business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of Treasury of the Great nation of Britain. My country has had a crisis that has caused the need for a large transfer of funds of 500 billion pound GB. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with renowned Mr. Mervyn King, Bank of England Governor, who has run the bank since 1 July 2003. As economist leader of repute, you may know that he prints all British bank notes personally. British money has scientist printed on back and the Queen, God bless her, on the front. This transaction is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank cheque. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred. The transaction was going through Mr. Peter Mandelson of Brussels but he had to rush for urgent business in The City to be Baron.
Please reply with all of your bank account, loan and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren bailoutftse (at) treasury (dot) uk (dot) gov so that we transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive your information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Wonderful salutations to you cherish friend from Empire of Great Britain. God Bless the Queen.
Rt Hon Alistair Darling MP
Chancellor of the Exchequer