How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
F*&K’em, let them cry in the dark.
Filed under Reasons to be cheerful
What? You post a lightbulb joke on the 19th and you’ve not been flooded with a deluge of bulb jokes? Right… let’s set that that straight…
Q: How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the bulb has to want to change!
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but no-one knows how they got in there!
Q: How many voyeurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but they’d much rather watch someone else do it!
Q: How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One! Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS… I’m sorry…what did you ask me?
Q: How many Aides to the president does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None – they’re supposed to keep the president in the dark!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! I actually laughed out loud!
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