Can I go home and sleep for the rest of the day please?
This post isn’t just an excuse to pun “tire” with “tyre”, I’m genuinely tired and in need of sleep.
I’m not in the mood to be at work. I’d rather go swimming or a thousand other things that are more interesting than office politics and bad tempered staff bitching about each other.
So, I ask again, can I just go home and leave them to it?