I’ve been forced to sing the wrong song twice today to my plebeian co-workers. Let’s hope they don’t deserve a third such vocal thrashing.
If you doubt the merits of my punishment I should refer you to the reasons:
Earthquakes are not caused by Teutonic plates bashing each other.
- Dan Brown did not invent the Knights Templar.
If anyone doubts that my singing is a punishment then you obviously haven’t heard me sing.