I’m chucking out some old PCs. As per standard security procedure 2.1.1.a/wkward I have to remove the hard drive and arrange to have it destroyed. i.e. put it in a box until it’s forgotten about and then put it in the bin.
Some stealing stealer has only gone and stolen all the screwdrivers….and it wasn’t me! I suspect that the guilty party is using the stolen screwdriver to commit terrible crimes against humanity. Crimes such as vandalism or car theft. Maybe even (dun dun dah) murder.
Can I borrow a Phillips screwdriver please?