Yesterday at approximately the same time I left messages with the solicitor and with the estate agents who are dealing with my house sale and purchase of le château de grenouille. I asked them both to call me urgently. This is basically because I’m fed up with being treated like a mushroom* all the time.
What odds would you give me for the following:
- The estate agent calls first;
- The solicitor calls first;
- Neither one calls me today;
- Neither one calls me at all.
Estate agents and solicitors are already on the Human Cull list but I’m sort of wishing that I could punish them in some way. Some way involving sharp, pointy objects and screaming.
*Kept in the dark and fed on shit.
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The Magnificent Frog 