I made the mistake of googling Alligator Spartacus.
Apparently their is a company called Spartacus who make Alligator style nipple clamps.
The very idea of nipple clamps makes me cringe in sympathetic pain.
I know now that it is a bad idea to search for random words on t’Internet. I have learnt my lesson.
I challenge you to add a single random word to “Spartacus” and report back on your findings. Yes you. *points*
Yes, I really am that bored.