Some people should not be allowed to use telephones.
I’ve just had a call from an utter twonk to reschedule a meeting and rather than pause between comments he kept muttering “do de do de doo”. What’s that about?
Also The Boss has sent round a shittygram to all staff. Apparently someone has been stealing bog rolls. Yeah, that’s right. Now if I were going to rob my work place I’d steal something worth having. To risk your job for the sake of some arse paper is just about the stupidest thing I’ve heard all day.
It is only 9:15 though.
Finally, the walk to work this morning was plagued with nutters. I saw mumblers, drunken stumblers, vacant grinners and even a soap box preacher in the 20 minutes it took to walk from the train station to the office.
It must be a full moon.