I’ve just been told that people need a dictionary to understand what I say.
If I could possibly be described as insufferable smug before this statement, it is doubly so now. I am a genius compared to the people that I share an office with. Mine is an evil laugh.
An alternate theory is that compared to the people that I share an office with a retarded chipmunk would be considered a genius.
I’m going for the former but I strongly suspect the latter.