Daily Archives: 31 May 2007

Big Brother

Deviating from the regular *ahem* Thursday Thirteen somewhat I’d like to suggest thirteen methods of not watching Big Brother.

  1. Stab knitting needles in your eyes.
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  2. Sew your eyes shut using cat gut.
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  3. Drink strong liquor constantly for the next three months.
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  4. Travel somewhere remote to work 16 hour days helping to save endangered animals from extinction.
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  5. Fight a guerrilla war against Andy Duncan, chief executive of channel 4 from the hills outside his house.
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  6. Spend every waking moment running in rural areas.
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  7. Hibernate until it’s over.
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  8. Fall down a well.
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  9. Bury yourself in ice.
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  10. Get on the show yourself.
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  11. Break into the Big Brother house and gun down all those screeching harpies till their all dead.
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  12. Set off a large enough nuclear explosion to create an EMP pulse to knock out all electronic devices in the UK.
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  13. Curl into a foetal position and refuse to move until it’s over.
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BOOOOOOOORING!

In facebook there are 43 people with the same name as me.

None of them are a handsome as I am though.

Today’s Word of the Day is:

tatterdemalion (tat-uhr-di-MAYL-yuhn, -MALEE-uhn) adjectiveRagged, tattered.

noun

A person in ragged clothes.

I went to see Pirate of the Caribbean III with the kids yesterday.  It was very disappointing.  I shall not be recommending it to any of my friends.

The Little Big Boss keeps hassling me about an XML link with a new client.  He doesn’t seem to understand that “It’s in the testing phase and should be ready for testing on the live system on Friday” means that things are going well and that it should be ready on Friday.

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