It seems that being the “IT guy” in a company of complete numpties actually grants me magical abilities to answer any question on any subject no matter how mundane.
For example I have successfully answered the following questions today:
- How do I know it the text I have copied has been copied?
- How does someone drown in a swimming pool?
- Is Scientology a religion or a cult?
- Where are the biscuits?
- How the hell has Jade Goody got pregnant again?
- The computer says it needs to shut down. What should I do?
- Was the Pope in the Hitler youth?
There are others but these stick in my mind.
Why not jump on the bandwagon and ask me a question? Go ahead. It’s the only reason I exist.