The beautific hoverFrog is convinced that the people of the world have today been replaced with identical copies from Tardania. He is certain of a plot and remains on guard.
Tard (tard) – noun Slang: Disparaging
Any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. Whereas mental retardation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, Brittany Spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors.
Furthermore the ever honest Mr hoverFrog has been angered by the incompetence of British Telecom and of Tiscali. He has written both companies very stern letters of complaint. He feels certain that they will ignore the missives and continue to be incompetent. He is trying not to let this bother him. His letters repeated the phrase “This is no acceptable” several times. Each time he typed this phrase he laughed out loud.
Virgin are taking over his telephone service on Friday afternoon. He wonders if it isn’t going too far to insist that BT attempt to repair the ongoing fault tomorrow morning. He hopes that it rains.
Finally he wonders who this third person is and may write a questioning Thursday Thirteen in a moment.
He thanks you for the time that it has taken to read this note and wishes you well.