…oh!
Put your coffee down before reading any further.
…
On my way to work this morning a bird shat on my head.
I had to go home to wash my hair which made me late for work.
Other than providing my fellow bloggers (and The Sleepy Hildy) some amusement I can see no benefit. Getting crapped on is supposed to bring good luck isn’t it? Not so far.
Another bit of superstitious nonsense debunked.
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Snowdrop said,
7 August 2007 at 12:03 pm
hahahahahahahahaha
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Sorry.
If it makes you feel any better I have just had to put my duvet cover back in the washer.
Bloody Magpie! I never saw him do it but I just know he’s the culprit.
blue soup said,
7 August 2007 at 12:38 pm
LOL I feel better already!
Violet said,
7 August 2007 at 2:32 pm
You should have let it be rather than washing, then maybe it would have brought you some goodluck
hoverfrog said,
7 August 2007 at 3:42 pm
Snowdrop, it doesn’t but I’m glad it made you laugh anyway.
Soupy, glad to be of service.
V, no. I was a poo poo head and it needed washing. I swear the bloody bird was a vulture…or maybe an albatross.
Rich said,
7 August 2007 at 5:34 pm
[nelsonfromthesimpsons] Ha! Ha! [/nelsonfromthesimpsons]
I only got shat on once by a bird, I was a mere child yet it was still very traumatising.
Pandy said,
7 August 2007 at 6:46 pm
Bolk.. imagine what was in that bird poo.. half-digested worms, beetles.. bleughhhh!
I walked to the station last month, felt something plop onto my head from a nearby tree and thought it was a birdpoo. Couldn’t feel anything though, so carried on, thinking ‘that was strange’. When I got on the tube though, I felt a great big smily green caterpillar crawling down my neck – bleeee! Screaming loudly on the tube in London is not a good idea these days…
Olivia said,
7 August 2007 at 11:34 pm
LOL
I got shat on once too. It smelled rancid.
Had a near escape last year, where it missed my ear and found my shoulder. Wheew.
My dad once got it in the eye as he looked up; now that’s not lucky at all.
hoverfrog said,
8 August 2007 at 10:22 am
Rich, I’m sorry to bring up such painful memories for you.
Pandy, yes bleughhh definitely…or something equally stinky. I’d have preferred a caterpillar or even a spider or scorpion.
Libby, that doesn’t sound like a lucky escape. It just sounds like it could have been worse….like the incident with your dad.
cataclismical said,
8 August 2007 at 10:56 am
I have a phobia of birds flying around me .. I would have passed out and possibly died if it had happened to me!
blue soup said,
8 August 2007 at 11:53 am
Venting is scared of birds as well. I think.
hoverfrog said,
8 August 2007 at 12:07 pm
Cat, birds are evil. I’m starting to collect evidence so that I can organise a cull of all things that fly.
Soupy, it’s very common.
Olivia said,
8 August 2007 at 8:09 pm
I like Cataclismical’s bunny bum!
hoverfrog said,
9 August 2007 at 9:31 am
Is that something you should be saying in public?
pinkjellybaby said,
9 August 2007 at 12:16 pm
mr frooooooooooooooooooooooooog
coeeeee
*waves*
hoverfrog said,
9 August 2007 at 12:21 pm
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
cataclismical said,
9 August 2007 at 4:48 pm
Eeeeek! Olivia!
Olivia said,
9 August 2007 at 5:23 pm
Hehe, but bunny bums are cuuuuuute!
cataclismical said,
10 August 2007 at 10:38 am
Olivia .. I seriously doubt your sanity .. !